Friday, August 7, 2009

 

Former John Edwards aide to write a tell all book.

The New York Times is reporting that a former closest aide to former Senator John Edwards who once claimed to be the father of the baby carried by Mr. Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, has signed a book deal in which he will reveal that the whole thing was done on the urging of the former presidential candidate in exchange of him being taking care of for life.
If I guessed correct, the book title will be: " Hoops, I almost became your daddy."

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

 

U.S. presidential elections are over.

Now that the U.S. presidential elections are over, the biggest looser is Joe the Plumber who now really has to learn to be a plumber again.

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John McCain conceds defeat.

With his last hope of victory dashed after Ohio and Pennsylvania were called for Obama, John McCain gave up his quest to win the White House.
Now he is not kidding when says he is suspending his campaign to go take a nap.

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Obama wins the race to the white house

After nearly two years of campaigning, the U.S. presidential elections are now over with Obama's win.
Now the busiest people in America will be grief counselors which are in very high demand for counseling by people suffering from post elections depression.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

 

Obama projected to win Ohio

Just announced, Obama is projected to win Ohio with 15 % of votes in.
It is fair then to say that Ohio went Obama, or to be hip, Obamahio.

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Monday, November 3, 2008

 

Obama's aunt living in the U.S. illegally

Reacting to news reports that surfaced this past Friday indicating that senator Obama's aunt has been living in the country illegally since being denied a request for asylum and ordered to leave the country four years ago by an immigration judge, senator Obama said on Saturday that he was not aware that his aunt has been living here illegally.
Wow! Here is someone running for the highest office in the land and who is unaware of his own aunt living here illegally; how in the world would he be able to rein in 22 millions more illegals living here.

Original story in Newsyahoo.com

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Obama's 30 minutes TV Ad drew huge numbers.

The results of senator Obama's last week seven networks TV ad buy are in, and they were huge. According to Nielsen Media Research, more than 33 million have watched the ad or part of it. That is more that the number of people who watched the World Series that immediately followed, or the number who watched last season finale of American Idol.
Given these numbers, thanks God that the elections are held before the Super Bowl otherwise Obama would have bought the entire half time show.

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Monday, October 6, 2008

 

McCain intensifying attacks on Obama.

Over the weekend, john McCain's campaign has made no secret that they are going to intensify the personal attacks against Barack Obama with less than a month till the elections. Speaking to the Press this weekend, a senior Republican operative said: "there's no question that we have to change the subject here."
The subject in question here being the economy and how to fix it.
That should help draw a contrast between the Bush administration and a potential McCain's. If faced with issues he does not like, he will just change the subject.

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GOP wants to force an audit of Obama's campaign contributions.

The Republican Party announced on Sunday that it plans to file a complaint with the Federal Election Commission for an audit of Barack Obama's campaign contributions. The party fears that the Democratic presidential candidate may be accepting donations from foreigners.
Yeah! donations from people named Barack, Hussein, Ossama, Oscar etc.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

 

Sarah Pailin comes up short .


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In an interview with Sarah Pailin the Republican VP candidate, Catie Couric asked her to cite an example of John McCain pushing for more federal regulations to prevent crisis like the one on Wall Street right now. She cited one, and when reminded to come up with another one given the fact that McCain has been a senator for 26 years, she could not. But to her credit, she promised Catie Couric that she will look for more and when she finds any, she will bring it to her.

Like a rookie who skipped training camp, it seems like she is not given yet all the plays in the playbook.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

 

McCain throws a bombshell, suspends campaign.

Early this afternoon, senator John McCain threw a bombshell by announcing that he was suspending his campaign and headed to Washington so he can participate in the negotiations in Congress to pass the economic rescue bill.
Just like any old respectable old quarterback, McCain now throws a hail marry pass every day.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

 

Obama denies sending a dirt team in Alaska.

Obama campaign denied reports that he sent a team in Alaska to look for any dirt that may compromise Sarah Pailin, the Republican VP.
You got to believe that; his campaign has been too busy trying to dig him out the dirt McCain has been throwing at him the past two weeks.

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Friday, September 12, 2008

 

Hugo Chavez creates new insult for his opponents.

What is the best use for Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez's time ? To come up with a new insult to describe his opponents. He lately devised the term "pitiyanquis" to mock everyone standing on his way, from political opponents, members of the elite class to businessmen from neighboring countries. And according to Spanish-language dictionaries, "pitiyanqui" is a mix of the French word "petit" or little with "yanqui" or someone who imitates Americans.
Waisting no time, today Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama started calling his opponent John McMcain, "pitiBush".

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

 

Lipstick fight on the campaign trail.

The campaign of both presidential candidates spent most of the day Wednesday going back and forth at each other over a remark Senator Obama made the day before when he compared McCain plan for change, to "putting lipstick on a pig."The McCain camp immediately seized on the occasion, accusing Obama of calling the Republican VP pick, a pig and demanded an apology.
In a conference with reporters later during the day, Senator Obama called the Republican tactic a " phony outrage" and expressed his own outrage.
And today Rosie O'Donnell released a statement asking both campaigns to keep her out of it.

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Monday, September 8, 2008

 

Joe Biden believes life begins at conception.

Straying from his party stance on abortion and embracing his Catholic faith, Democratic VP nominee Joe Biden declared on "Meet the Press" on Sunday that he believes life begins at conception.
Moments later on ABC "This Week", Democratic nominee Barack Obama clarified his position on the issue by saying: "I don't presume to be able to answer these kinds of theological questions."
Who knew that Joe Biden would not only be Obama's tutor on foreign affairs but his spiritual spokesman too ?

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Friday, September 5, 2008

 

Republicans close Convention.

After three days of stones throwing and tongue lashing at the media, the Democrats, communities organizers and Obama, the Republican National Convention finally came to a close yesterday with high expectations.
But to watch and listen to all the political analysts fanning over the McCain's VP pick, it seems like the post convention bounce went to Sarah Pailin.

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Friday, August 29, 2008

 

Sarah Palin a surprise pick for VP.

In a rally yesterday in Dayton Ohio, Senator John McCain chocked the political world with the announcement of his VP pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
After weeks of speculations, the decision to pick a VP came down to this: she is an avid hunter and handle guns more safely.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

 

Daddy Yankee endorses McCain.

Porto Rico native and reggaeton star Daddy Yankee has endorsed Senator John McCain early this week during an event at a High School in Phoenix Arizona.
It is said that McCain was mostly impressed by Daddy Yankee smash hit from a few years ago, "Gasolina".
He took the song title literally and thinks that it fits nicely with his call for more drilling. Little that he knows, the song refers to another kind of drilling.
Has he really understood the true meaning of the song, I think McCain would have sought the endorsement of Grandaddy Yankee instead.

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Monday, August 25, 2008

 

Obama stumping in Iowa.

Campaigning today in Davenport Iowa while the Democratic Convention is under way in Denver, Senator Obama addressed a crowd of mainly undecided voters, trying to squash Senator McCain attempt to portray him as to "risky." In his speech, he told the crowd that "the same folks who brought you George W. Bush, are now trying to sell you John McCain."
Does not the lemon law apply to those folks?

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

 

Obama to text his supporters first with running mate choice.

Senator Obama is planning to introduce his running mate on Saturday at a big rally in Chicago. But before that big public apppearance, some of his supporters who signed on by giving their cell phone numbers, will receive the news first via text-message.
Not to be outdone, Senator McCain
promised to inform his supporters by telegraph, when he is ready to announce.

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