Wednesday, March 31, 2010

 

Massachusetts dentist accused of using paper clips in teeth.

A Massachusetts dentist is accused of placing paper clips in patients teeth instead of the required stainless posts while performing root canal on them. He then reportedly billed medicaid for the real deal.
After hearing the news, President Obama asked aloud why this dentist hated him so much?

For more, see the AssociatedPress.com

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

 

Soon, criminals may be identified by the germs they leave behind.

A new study published two weeks ago in the National Academy of Sciences , suggests that the day is not too far when criminals could be identified through the traces of bacteria they left behind after touching objects.
That gives dirty deeds a whole new meaning.

For more, see ScienceDaily.com

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Monday, March 29, 2010

 

European nations aggree to bailout Greece.

After very difficult negotiations, members of the European bloc reluctantly agree to bail out cash strapped Greece.
As it turns out, Greece first choice for a bail-out was Obama, but bad luck, he was busy battling the GOP with his health care reform.

For more, see WSJ.com

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Friday, March 26, 2010

 

Fidel Castro congratulates President Obama on the passage of the health care bill.

In a long essay published in state controlled media yesterday, Cuban revolutionary leader Fidel Castro applauded President Obama for passing health care reform but not before doing a little showboating by saying it took the U.S. more than two hundred years to get there while Cuba achieved that more than a hundred years ago.
You know you have accomplished a F*&%# Big Deal to paraphrase Vice President Joe Biden, when the Cuban leader congratulates you.

For more, see Yahoo.com

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

 

The nation biggest cities and all fifty states ranked by penis sizes.

You know this one was coming: the ranking of the nation fifty states and biggest cities by penis sizes.
Yep! Condomnia.com, the nation leading retailer of condoms just published the findings from a database that has been compiling condoms' sizes sold around the country for the past five years and here is the takeaway:
New Orleans leads all cities in while New Hampshire sits on top of all states.
For the next few days, a lot of men in this country are going to wake up feeling very small and that has nothing to do with their latest running with their boss the day before.

For more, see BaltimoreSun.com

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

 

Jogger hit and killed by plane who crash landed on beach.

A Georgian man on a business trip in South Carolina and jogging and listening to his iPod on a beach, was hit and killed by a gliding single engine propeller plane who was attempting to crash land.
After this, who can blame the Americans for not exercising.


For more, see DallasNews.com

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Monday, March 22, 2010

 

Burglar loggs onto MySpace account using store computer.

In Kennwick, Washington, a seventeen years old man was arrested and charged with first degree burglary.
After breaking into the office furniture store, the man reportedly spent nearly five hours Online using the store computer. While Online, he logged to his MySpace account, looked at some porn and also tried to sell some of the items he just stole.
This burglar learned the hard way that being a burglar 2.0 doesn't pay.

For more, see Digg.com

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

 

Cable network TLC to drop Miss America Pageant.

Host of the Miss America Pageant for the past three years, cable channel TLC announced last week that it will not renew its contract to show the contest making the event homeless again.
You know you are in a recession when Miss America herself is homeless.


For more, see Variety.com

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

 

Chile earthquake powerfull enough to tilt the planet's axis.

According to NASA scientists, the earthquake that devastated Chile last week was powerful enough to tilt the planet's axis making it to spin slightly faster by 1.26 millionths of a second.
This may be the last thing Toyota owners wanted to hear: a runaway car on a a faster spinning planet.

For more, see themoneytimes.com

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Monday, March 15, 2010

 

Ford surpassed GM in sales for the first time in 50 years.

This past February, for the first time in more than 50 years, Ford has sold more cars in one month than rival GM, by 471 units.
To reverse the trend, President Obama is promising to throw a free lifetime colonoscopy to everyone who buys a new Government Motors car.

For more, see latimes.com

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

 

Pennsyvalnia man killed by bull kept as pet.

A Pennsylvania man who kept a 1-ton bull as pet, was killed by the animal a day before his birthday. It is said that the same animal rammed him last summer, breaking several of his ribs.
Investigators say they do not know yet what prompted the bull who recently fathered a calf, to attack.
I think I know why: the bull doesn't want to pay child support.

For more, see the associatedpress.com

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

 

Lebron James to change his jersey number from 23 to 6.

Cleveland Cavaliers Lebron James has filed paperwork with the NBA to change his jersey number next season from 23 to 6. Explaining the move, he said it was done so to facilitate a league wide retirement of No 23 in honor of Michael Jordon who made the number famous.
In the meantime, all the others players wearing No 23 are left wondering: where are our paperwork for us to sign?

For more, see the AssociatedPress.com

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

 

Study found alcohol and marijuana use among teens is on the rise.

A new study out this week, found that alcohol and marijuana use among teens, is on the rise, ending a 10 years long decline.
Finally, the economy is catching up with teens.

For more, see the AssociatedPress.com

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Monday, March 8, 2010

 

U.S. Postal service looking to end Saturday deliveries.

Having lost $3.8 billions dollars last year, the U.S Postal Service is looking for ways to cut its deficit and among the ideas kicked around is the elimination of the Saturday mail deliveries.
But the U.S. Postal Service said don't worry, they just upgraded their Twitter account, so you can follow them even on Saturdays.

For more, see Washingtonpost.com

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Friday, March 5, 2010

 

Mexican drug gangs turn US national parks into pot fields.

It is been reported that Mexican drug gangs are taking over vast pieces of lands in remote areas of US national parks and using illegal aliens to cultivate them.
Hey, give them credit for being creative and not taking jobs from Americans in this though economy.

For more, see the AssociatedPresse.com

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

 

President Obama final health care proposal to incorporate some Republican ideas.

In an effort to win a few more votes among the undecided in his own party and maybe a handful from across the aisle, President Obama has decided to incorporate some ideas from Republicans in his latest push for a final vote on health care.
But surprised that any idea can be attributed to them, Republicans unanimously rejected the latest initiative.

For more, see the AssociatedPress.com

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

 

The U.S. Commerce Department to change the poors' count in America.

The U.S. Commerce Department issued a directive last month containing a new formula on how to determine who is poor in America. According to the new guideline, overall poverty would rise from 13.2 percent to 15.8 percent while the number of older Americans considered poor, would double.
For most Americans who already feel like what being poor is like, the real shocker was to hear that we still have a Commerce Department.


For more, see the AssociatedPress.com

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Jay Leno is back on the Tonight Show.

After several months away punctuated by a disastrous experiment at 10 PM and a nasty feud with Connan O'Brien, Jay Leno retuend Monday to the Tonight Show at its normal slot at 11:30 PM.
So after a very short time trying to reinvent television and failed, NBC can teach a lesson to Americans:If Obama and his promises of change are not working for them, they can always go back to the old hands.

For more, see latimes.com

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

 

O.J.Simpson aggreed to donate suit worn at acquital trial to museum.

From prison where he is serving a nine years sentence, former N.F.L . great O.J. Simpson has agreed to donate the suit he wore at his acquittal trial back in 1995, to the Smithsonian Institution for display. The museum has not indicated that they are interested.
Just in case the museum is not interested, a firing range next door has volunteered to take the suit to dress up one of their targets.

For more, see TheLosAngeles.Times.com

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Monday, March 1, 2010

 

President Obama has first checkup as commander in chief.

On Sunday, President Obama has his first medical checkup as commander in chief and this is the summary: he hasn't kicked the smocking habit, he takes anti-inflammatory medication to relieve chronic tendinitis in his left knee and should eat better to lower his cholesterol, said his team of doctors who otherwise declared him in excellent health and fit for duty.
One awkward moment happens after the physical when the President pulled aside his team of doctors and asked them if they can save his health care reform from the team of Republican doctors.

For more, see CBSNews.com

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